Drone Avoider Gifts

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

A man shoots at a drone.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Not on my watch..."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

4th of July and PTSD

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'Never read it,mate-too much doom and gloom in it!'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."

'Forget the sunscreen on your camping trip, did you?'

"I'm just trying to get through the rest of my life without buying another umbrella."