Driving Solo Fan Gifts

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

The World Wide Web.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Ultimately love would find her...

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Travel changed me."

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Road Guilt

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Leaving Rest Area.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Crossing the Road

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

Will Self-Driving car

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"