Driveway Drama Lover Gifts

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Victorian Gentleman

Proposal

Oedipus

Speech

A couple decides what to watch.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"