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"It's drive-by dating."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."

'...and then, when I asked if I could see her home, she showed me a photograph of her house.'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."