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"It's drive-by dating."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Do you mind if I nibble on your exclamation points? !!!

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"

'...and then, when I asked if I could see her home, she showed me a photograph of her house.'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."