Drinks Mugs

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Take us to your vodka."

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'

Mine Host.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

Lemonade - Passwords.

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Best friends: death and taxes.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

Lemonade and Etrogade Stands

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'

'Dear, we've had a power failure here so I'll be delayed getting home.'

"I'm gonna hold out for a mocha espresso with whipped cream."

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'Better make it a double to calm my fears about a double-dip recession.'

'Why, yes, I am a lawyer. However did you guess?'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

Champagne fountain.

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'Do you have any coffee?'