Drinks Prints

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Take us to your vodka."

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'

Mine Host.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

Lemonade - Passwords.

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

Low-Energy Drinks

Best friends: death and taxes.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

''Take with water', 'Take with food'. Don't we have one that says take with bourbon'?'

Lemonade and Etrogade Stands

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Ok, who ordered the Napoleon brandy?'

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."

'Dear, we've had a power failure here so I'll be delayed getting home.'

Champagne fountain.

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Better make it a double to calm my fears about a double-dip recession.'

The last song before the party exploded.