Alcoholic Drinks Prints

'What's wrong?' 'He drank water by mistake.'

'Was it Drink Related?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Selling lemon latt�

Yoga for Alcoholics

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Party Animals.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.