Drinks With Friends Pillows

Al Murray

"An everything Martini, please."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tequila Mockingbird

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Toast'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

Liquidity Lunch

Unmanned drones.

'He's been shot!'

"Wine is plant-based food."

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Here comes Ted.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."