Drinks With Friends Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Toast'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

Liquidity Lunch

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Unmanned drones.

"Brian's considering the optics."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'He's been shot!'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Here comes Ted.'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"