Drink Order Challenger Pillows

"Here's an idea son, stop trying to order our drinks by text and get yourself up to the bar!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Happy Hour

Balancing two espresso martinis

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Complaints Desk

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

California Beverages Map

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'Single or double?'

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Dutch Courage

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

"India ink, straight."

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Do you have any coffee?'

"And a bag of peanuts."

Beefeater cocktail