
"Antisocial?! He's not a good mixer at all!"
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"Antisocial?! He's not a good mixer at all!"
"This place has the best happy hour."
"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"
Baloneystini
'My - You've matured, my dear.'
'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'
Mini Bar
Join me in a Caiprinha!
Bar Therapy
'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'
'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'
Drinking Hats
Just married.
Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium
You can never over garnish!
"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."
Elf on the Top Shelf
Alcoholidays.
"Shaketh."
"Hold still - almost done."
Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'
Join me in a cosmopolitan?
'I went from happy meals to happy hours.'
"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."
'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'
"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."
"I refuse to answer the question on the advice of my bartender, Senator."
Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?
'Invented a new cocktail.' '
Public Defender / Seltzer Defender
Cocktails
Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.
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Comfort meets style with our playful pillows featuring drink-inspired designs. They’re a charming addition to any home bar or lounge area.
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