Dribbling Dynamo Gifts

I love Basketball.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Romance

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Electrolyte Orchestra

'What was the question?'

Lady Gaga.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"Writing is... rewriting."

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

the world's first music critic...

Tube men dancing.

Weightlifter

'This your dog, buddy?!'

Anders Iniesta

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"Them's dancin' words."

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.