Dancing Dribbler Gifts

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Multi-tasking.

Raheem Sterling

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

I love Basketball.

'Champions league'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Wilfried Zaha

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Lionel Messi

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'What was the question?'

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

Basketball Halo

Anders Iniesta

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

Caveman Basketball

'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Football Dinosaur

The God's football

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