Fanatic Dribbler Gifts

Lionel Messi

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Raheem Sterling

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Football Skills

"What a midfield wizard!"

Football drummer

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Sam Allardyce

Referee

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Basketball Halo

'Too much 'March Madness.''

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'World cup. Big screen TV. See England get knocked out in 3D!'