Fanatic Dribbler Gifts

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Skills

"What a midfield wizard!"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Football drummer

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Referee

Basketball Halo

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Wages of footballer.