Dribbling Dynamo Mugs

I love Basketball.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Romance

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Electrolyte Orchestra

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Writing is... rewriting."

the world's first music critic...

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

Weightlifter

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Tube men dancing.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'Face it, you're a workaholic. If I gave you a raise, I'd only be enabling you.'

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

"Them's dancin' words."