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"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Tuck Shop

Purple dress

How to read the dress code?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Hot Halloween Costumes

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Snake Dress-Up

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Man dressed as a robot.

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Onion Costume

Fancy Dress Box

Proper little princess.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

English lamb at French farmers fancy dress party

"What A Party."

It's another toga party

Pinata Pranks

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

Oh great! Another vampire costume! This turning into a disaster!

Vampire

The Middle-School Dance