Dressing Room Thinker Pillows

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Honey Costume

Social Struggles

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Surveying.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"