Dressing For A Party Pillows

How to read the dress code?

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Hipsters"

Little Princess.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

All dressed up and no place to go

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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