Dreamer Of Myths T-Shirts

'Teaching us Creationism is one thing, but making us build an ark in Design & Technology is a bit much.'

"We only got six days of funding."

The Bookworm

"Eat my dust!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Phoenix

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Santa CGI Effect

Love at First Sight.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'