Dreamer Of Flight T-Shirts

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Learner Driver

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

L.A. Transfer

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"B*****d!"