Dream Snackers Prints

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Honest Vending Machine

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'