Dream Snackers Pillows

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Honest Vending Machine

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'