Dream Pilot Gifts

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

More jets.

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Fast Track

"They also mocked Galileo..."

"Technology is ruining us."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

Angel learning to fly...

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

"This kind flies around. Or do you want to rent a monotone speaker for your conference?"

Frog use drone to catch insect

"Laugh at me for being flightless, will ya? Well, who's laughing now? Ha, ha, ha, ha..."

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.