Dream Jumper Pillows

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Basketball

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Man and Machine snoozing

Leaping

The Personal ATM

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"You've been served."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."