Dream Jumper Prints

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

i-teddy

Basketball

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Leaping

"What's that you're reading?"

"You've been served."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."