Hoop Dreamer Pillows

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I understand he was quite a basketball player in his day.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'All your shots are coming up short, so to strenghten your arms, you'll be practicing with a larger ball.'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Basketball

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Basketball Player Driving and Bouncing a Ball.

'He's here to see you about a basketball scholarship.'

Basketball net above the garage door.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

'I can't find anything against it in the rule book!'

Obama the Basketball Fan

King James and the Heat thought they could not be beat mocking Dirk Nowitzki with laughter...But James fell down and broken his crown and Dirk got what he was after!

'Dude?!...The tats, the piercings, the sagging...don't you know those are all prison culture symbols.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"I'd give it all up, for the ability to slam dunk a basketball!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

The guys all hated playing hoops with Greg on the days he brought 'little G' along.

'It's an electronic ankle bracelet. If he leaves the player he should be guarding, it immediately alerts the coach.'

Coach's sheep counting.

Basketball.

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Basketball Tricksters Retirement Home

'Personally, I find being #1 is highly overrated!'