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'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

"What are you writing?"

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"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"Maybe if you wrap your homework in a pill pocket, he'll eat it."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

Homework eating dogs

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

"Sorry, eating homework isn't in my job description."

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."