Drawing Prodigy T-Shirts

"It's an Eyesaur."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'You could do that.' I did

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'