Drama-free Drama Queen Pillows

'Cracks in the commode have made for wee-wee leaks.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Reginald Bunthorne

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Lady Macbeth

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Berta screams out!

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Doctor Bartolo

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'