Drama Digest Pillows

'The business school production of Hamlet: Act V, Scene IV...'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'You know too much!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

John Woodvine

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

Minuet

Our pew in church

"What will change my life?"

Edwardians.

"How was the food sir?"

Downtrodden Abbey

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"I think you're being a little dramatic."

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Queen

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"