Drama Digest Pillows

'The business school production of Hamlet: Act V, Scene IV...'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'You know too much!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

"It's not good, Jack. She's after the house, the condo, custody, half your retirement $ 12,000 a month and she still wants a pound of flesh."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

Some people thought she'd taken the whole Dickens thing a bit far...

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

Our pew in church

Minuet

"What will change my life?"

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Edwardians.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"How was the food sir?"

"I think you're being a little dramatic."

Downtrodden Abbey

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

Queen

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."