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"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You know too much!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Theatre Crowd

A little bird told me...

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Succession 2

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Oedipus

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I Pagliacci

Proposal

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.