Drama Defuser Pillows

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You know too much!'

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Succession 2

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

I Pagliacci

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

Proposal

Oedipus

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.