Drama Addict Gifts

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"I should have warned you. My ex-boyfriend is very vindictive."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Modern Major General

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Theatre Crowd

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."