Dr. Phil Fans Pillows

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The Great Leap Forward

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'