Dr. Phil Fans Pillows

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.