Downsized Wedding Gifts

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Second hand furniture.

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

We'll have Manhattans...

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public