Downsized Wedding T-Shirts

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

You're my Mona Lisa.

Demure lady with gloves

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A heart shaped cake

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Second hand furniture.

We'll have Manhattans...

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'