Downgrade Survivor Gifts

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'We're in a hurry.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"You been here long?"

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'Oh yes. It's mentioned here, under side-effects.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

2042

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.