Double Glazing Specialist T-Shirts

Double glazing reps will be turned into marshmallow.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Umbrella Roof

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"A little high and inside."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Dept. of Antiquities

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

Maid

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

'A little help!!'

"In weather like this it's a comfort having a goof waterproof seal around the front door."

Delivery man on wheels.

"Be honest.Would you have kissed me if I'd told you I'd turn into a double glazing salesman?"

'Bob's Window Repair' brick.