Dorm Room Decorator Gifts

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Books / Coffee table books