Dorm Room Decorator Prints

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Too bright."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.