Dorian Gray Admirer Gifts

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The interested bystanders.

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

The Dandy

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"The last doggy bag."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.