Dorian Gray Admirer Prints

Doctor, I once told you that the reason I've stayed young and handsome over the years is that comic strip characters don't age

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The interested bystanders.

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

The Dandy

Victorian Gentleman

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"The last doggy bag."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

A Night In the Art Gallery

"Things get more interesting at noon."