Doppelganger Detector Gifts

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Turtle Hat

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Sportswasher's

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Do you look like your pet ?

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

Detectorist meteorite.

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

"Take two pills every four hours. Or, take four pills every two hours and get better even faster." What he thought he heard.

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'Don't look now, Kevin. But I think you're being googled.'

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

I think that Sadie might be my long lost sister. I have a sister who lives in Boca Raton, FL., who is the mirror image of Sadie. Do you think that God could have made two of them and one got separated at birth? - Caroline R. Actual reader letter. Don't be absurd. Even a divine entity could not have created two women as comely as I am, and ... And? I might have a twin sister! According to a random letter that sounds facetious. To be continued.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"