Doppelganger Detectives Gifts

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Fido and Fifi

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

Do you look like your pet ?

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

'He did not bite you! Those are just teeth marks.'

'At the doubles bar.'

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

I think that Sadie might be my long lost sister. I have a sister who lives in Boca Raton, FL., who is the mirror image of Sadie. Do you think that God could have made two of them and one got separated at birth? - Caroline R. Actual reader letter. Don't be absurd. Even a divine entity could not have created two women as comely as I am, and ... And? I might have a twin sister! According to a random letter that sounds facetious. To be continued.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"