Doppelgänger Hunter Gifts

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"We've lost the remote."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

Do you look like your pet ?

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Must you always be so negative?

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

"Need a crony?"

Hunting

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

'At the doubles bar.'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

I think that Sadie might be my long lost sister. I have a sister who lives in Boca Raton, FL., who is the mirror image of Sadie. Do you think that God could have made two of them and one got separated at birth? - Caroline R. Actual reader letter. Don't be absurd. Even a divine entity could not have created two women as comely as I am, and ... And? I might have a twin sister! According to a random letter that sounds facetious. To be continued.

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'Looks almost humanoid.'

"Your face looks familiar too!"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."