Doppelgänger Fan Gifts

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

"Your face looks familiar too!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

Frankie and Annette.

Do you look like your pet ?

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Square Yard

Dirty Grazing.

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

Dancing

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

'The Maynards aren't practicing the rumba after all, Turns out there's a wasp's nest on their back porch,'

Tennis Match.

Tennis talking over the net.

'At the doubles bar.'

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

Tom gets run over by the party train,

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

I think that Sadie might be my long lost sister. I have a sister who lives in Boca Raton, FL., who is the mirror image of Sadie. Do you think that God could have made two of them and one got separated at birth? - Caroline R. Actual reader letter. Don't be absurd. Even a divine entity could not have created two women as comely as I am, and ... And? I might have a twin sister! According to a random letter that sounds facetious. To be continued.

Global Skate Boards...senior discount: 'High school SENIORS, Dude!'

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

'Tea and crumpet - £50.'