Doppelganger Detectives Pillows

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Fido and Fifi

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

Do you look like your pet ?

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

You are unique... unless there's a parallel universe.

'He did not bite you! Those are just teeth marks.'

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

'At the doubles bar.'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'I know your face. I just can't place it.'

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

"I can't find his dog whistle anywhere."

'He can probably smell my dog on me.'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."