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The real reason men hold the door for women.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Emergency exit into Space

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Outside with that!'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Politeness opens doors

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"They say you're supposed to listen to what your body is telling you."

Popular methods for getting the check

'Mind if we play through?'

"What have you done?"

"Looks like beach weather."

Dog urinating standing up.

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

'Curiosity'