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Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Emergency exit into Space

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Boy on a bike

"You rang?"

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Door

Baroque

'Curiosity'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

Teacher's Lounge

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

Janus faced

Snail Peephole

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

I know I've got a key somewhere!!

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

"The day I got this job was a real turning point in my career."

"Sorry, this is the Department of Wrong Places. You want the Bureau of Missed Appointments way-y-y-y-y-y-y down the hall."

New Home

If you really loved me, you'd answer faster

"Slide dammit!"

Acting Beyond My Means, Please Help.

Right way

When one door closes. . . another opens!

"Hey fellows, this one's open."