Doorbell Diva Gifts

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Balancing work and family

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Framed Lady

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Washing Line Walker

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo