Doorbell Lovers Gifts

Door Bell Co. Please Knock.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

"You rang?"

Ding and Dong.

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"Experience!"

'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'

Quasimodo At Christmas.

Dating Agency - "Someone attractive, medium height, brunette and an interest in bell ringing..."

The best way to teach the cat how to read?

'The boss used to own a bar before he went into business.'

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

Labelled Church Bells.

"I can't quite remember - Do I ding or dong?"

welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."

'Speaking!'

"Why can't they ring the bell for themselves...??"

"You rang. . . ?"

"Yeah, I'm still on hold"

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

"It's the anti-doping agency. Did you take any banned substances while breaking the world record for number of hours on hold?"

"Gods are imaginary friends that have evolved the ability to spread from one human host to another. They are communal parasites, and you are carriers."

'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

One more ring and Bob would set off the Solicitor Glove,